The Vampiric Cow Gal Part II: The Rescue

By crabmouse

BudgetPixel The Vampiric Cow Gal Part I: A Dark Western Romance The Vampiric Cow Gal Part I: A Dark Western Romance | crabmouse budgetpixel.com The twilight had long surrendered to the high plains night when Valentina finally stirred from her obsidian-lined coffin, lingering in the quiet dark just a moment longer than usual. Dusk was her dawn, the hour the frontier truly belonged to her kind. But before her eyes even adjusted to the sepulchral gloom of her crypt beneath the ranch house, her senses caught a familiar, heavy musk slicing through the chill underground air. Rufus. The town werewolf never came up to her isolated ranch unless the blood had turned sour. Footsteps scuffed hastily against the hidden stone stairs, followed by a raw, gravelly cry that echoed off the damp earth. "Val!" Rufus called out, his voice cracking with a frantic, uncharacteristic panic. "Val, open up! Violetta’s been kidnapped!" The name struck her heart like a silver slug. Valentina didn't just rise; she erupted from the velvet-lined depths, her fangs bared, eyes flashing crimson in the dim candlelight. "My Violetta?" she demanded, the pitch of her voice carrying a terrifying, preternatural intensity. "Who? Where is she?" Breathless and wide-eyed, Rufus tumbled down the remaining steps, explaining that the deed belonged to the Brandy Clan—a brutal band of orcish outlaws who terrorized the dusty trails and lawless settlements of the frontier. They had snatched her straight out from under the swinging doors of the Silver Moon Saloon while the piano player still hammered away at the keys. "Where did they take her?" Val pressed, her fingers curling into tight fists as cold fury seized her veins. Rufus flinched, hanging his heavy head. "I don't know, Val. I'm sorry. I came straight here as soon as I heard the scuffle." There was no time for wasted breath. Valentina whirled toward her wardrobe, moving with the blurring speed of the undead. She strapped her heavy-caliber revolver to her hip, checked the cylinder with a practiced flick of her wrist, and slid a second, pearl-handled piece deep into the inner pocket of her leather vest—just in case things got close and personal. A moment later, she burst out from the ranch house cellar doors into the cool, star-studded expanse of the early night. Standing ready by the weathered fence post was Coal, her midnight stallion, his eyes glowing with an answering, demonic fire in the dark. As she vaulted into the saddle with fluid, lethal grace, she tossed a heavy silver dollar spinning through the air. Rufus caught it reflexively out of the dust. "Thank you, Rufus," she called down. With a sharp kick of her spurs, Coal bolted forward, shattering the quiet of the frontier as they tore down the trail, galloping hard toward the lights of the Silver Moon to hunt down the blood-debt the Brandy Clan had just signed. Coal’s hooves drummed a desperate rhythm against the hard-packed dirt of the farm road, tearing into town before the dust could even settle behind them. Finally, Valentina hauled back on the reins, sliding to an abrupt stop outside the swinging doors of the Silver Moon Saloon. Without pausing to stable the stallion—who let out an indignant, confused snort, accustomed to a warm mash and an oats-filled stall after this run—she patted his restless neck. "Sorry, Coal. No time," she murmured, securing the hitch with a yank. She burst through the doors, the warm, amber glow of the saloon doing little to thaw the ice in her veins. Pushing past the startled patrons, she slammed her hands onto the mahogany bar. "Spectra!" she called out, her voice sharp with rising panic. "Where's Violetta?" Behind the bar, the ethereal bartender—a shimmering apparition of pale light and lace—slowly looked up from a shot she was pouring. Spectra didn't miss a beat, her translucent fingers tilting a whiskey bottle with the chilling nonchalance of someone discussing a passing rain shower. "Gone, darling. Kidnapped." Val’s breath hitched. "Where?" Spectra merely shrugged, wisps of her spectral hair drifting in the indoor draft as she casually wiped the counter. "Care for a drink?" Before Valentina could snap, a sharp, indignant voice cut through the air from a shadowy booth nearby. A pair of red-skinned demon women leaned forward, their horns catching the lantern light. Normally creatures of cruelty who thrived on the agonizing screams of mortals, these particular fiends had spent the last few months deeply invested in Valentina and Violetta's romance, treating the local vampire's love life like their own personal serialized melodrama. "Oh, for hell's sake, let the dead woman breathe, Spectra!" one of the demons snapped, rolling her glowing . She turned her gaze to Val, softening "The Brandy Orcs took her, honey. Dragged her kicking and screaming straight down Grasshopper Path." Val exhaled a breath she hadn't realized she was holding, fixing the demon with a look of intense, absolute gratitude. "I owe you big time." The demon smirked, flashing a row of sharp, delighted teeth. "Oh, you definitely do. Let's start with a kiss when you get back." Val tipped the brim of her hat in crisp acknowledgment, turned on her heel, and vanished back into the cool, star-strewn night. Vaulting back into Coal's saddle, she kicked her heels hard against his flanks, sending them hurtling into the shadows of Grasshopper Path. Clouds of pulverized dust billowed behind Coal like a localized sandstorm as Valentina forced the stallion into a punishing, unrelenting gallop down the serpentine curves of Grasshopper Path. High above, a heavy, bloated harvest moon hung like a silver coin against a sea of bruised indigo, casting long, skeletal shadows across the desolate wasteland. With her free hand, Valentina held her heavy revolver aloft, the steel catching the lunar glow— held high in a defiant posture of pure, concentrated vengeance. Fifteen minutes into the desolate stretch, her keen vampiric vision—tuned to the subtle shifts of shadow and heat signatures in the dark—caught a disturbance among the gnarled branches flanking the trail. Not orcs, she noted instantly, her mind calculating the weight and geometry of the shapes. Orcs were far too brutish and heavy-footed to scale timber like common highwaymen. As Coal closed the distance, the forms resolved into stark, ugly relief. Two forest trolls squatted awkwardly in the dense canopy of the twin oaks, their thick, moss-caked hides blending seamlessly with the bark, while a third lurked low, pressed tight against the trunk across from them. Down in the dust of the road, a crudely woven hempen net lay half-concealed beneath a thin layer of dirt. A textbook frontier ambush. Valentina didn't blink. She maintained her pace, feigning utter ignorance, her pistol still pointing skyward as if she were simply riding hard through the night. Then, execution met instinct. With a whip-crack snap of her wrist, she inverted the barrel downward. Bang! Bang! The dual thunderclaps shattered the quiet of the valley, the muzzle flash painting the surrounding brush in stark crimson. The troll let out a shriek of absolute terror as lead tore through the wood, blasting the creature entirely out of the branches in a shower of splintered bark and flailing limbs. A half-second later, her wrist adjusted , and she fired twice more into the canopy. Bang! Bang! The second troll crumpled, tumbling dead through the foliage before hitting the dirt with a heavy thud. Two down. Without breaking stride, Valentina tossed the smoking iron into her left hand, fanning the hammer toward the trunk where the third troll cowered. She didn't score a clean hit, but the suppressive fire pinned the beast hard against the timber, denying it even a fraction of a second to leap or heave the trip-net. She surged past the crude trap, the net lying motionless. Twisting in the saddle, Valentina emptied two more rounds into the fleeing silhouette of the surviving troll, driving it deeper behind the tree. Reining Coal in just enough to manage the stallion's thunderous gallop, she cracked open the cylinder of her revolver. Spent brass casings tumbled hot and bright into the dust. With practiced, lightning-fast fingers, she fed fresh rounds into the chambers—knowing all too well that for a gunslinger, reloading was the most perilous dance on the frontier. Her hand brushed reassuringly against the pearl-handled backup iron hidden beneath her vest, ready should things turn truly desperate. The forest trolls would certainly think twice before crossing Valentina again. At least, the ones still breathing would. She continued on for another two miles, the open trail swallowed the dust behind them as Coal’s powerful stride began to falter, the stallion’s breath coming in ragged, heaving gasps. Valentina leaned low over the carved pommel, pressing her cheek near the animal’s foam-flecked neck, her voice a soothing, desperate hum against the rushing wind. "Just a little further, old friend," she whispered, her fingers gripping the reins tighter. "Keep your heart in it, Coal. There's a mountain of sweet oats waiting for you when we see our way through this." As they surged past the threshold of the grassland, the terrain dissolved into the claustrophobic embrace of the ancient pine forest. The pale moonlight fractured through a dense, towering canopy of evergreen boughs, casting long, skeletal shadows that danced across the loamy forest floor. The air grew thick with the heavy scent of damp moss, rotting bark, and woodsmoke. Through the dense tangle of trunks, a flickering orange glow painted the low-hanging needles. Valentina galloped Coal into a more punishing gait, pushing her way through the brush until the shadows parted to reveal an outlaw encampment. Her heart seized. There, suspended from a thick oak branch by heavy iron chains, hung a rusted cage. Inside sat Violetta, trapped in her stunning red gown, her dark curls ruffled by the chill night air. Guarding the makeshift prison beneath a roaring campfire were three members of the Brandy Clan—brutally muscled orcs clad in tattered leather dusters and wide-brimmed hats, their heavy-bore shotguns resting casually across their knees. At the sight of her approaching savior, Violetta threw her hands against the iron bars, her eyes wide with desperate relief. "Val! Save me!" The orcs sprang to their feet in unison, iron-shod boots crunching over twigs as they scrambled to ready their weapons. The leader—a scarred brute with a protruding lower jaw and a red bandana tied tight around his thick neck—stepped in front of the hanging cage, jabbing a thick, calloused finger toward the roaring flames. "Hold your hoss, blood-sucker!" the orc leader barked, his voice a gravelly, stunted roar. "You stop right there! Surrender that iron, or I drop your lady straight into the fire!" Valentina didn't even slow Coal's charge. Her tactical logic was brutally simple: what were they going to do? Unlock the heavy cage, drag Violetta out, and toss her into the flames while taking direct fire? It was an empty, desperate bluff born of panic. It seemed heartless, but ny ignoring their hollow threat and pressing the offensive, Violetta remained completely out of reach of the blaze. Before the leader could draw another breath to finish his threat, Valentina’s wrist snapped upward with lethal precision. Bang! Bang! Two deafening gunshots tore through the clearing. Lead struck the orc leader square in the chest, the impact snapping him violently backward as sparks and blood sprayed into the night air. He didn't even have time to scream before collapsing hard into the dirt beside the crackling logs. The gamble paid off instantly. Stripped of their leadership and facing a furious, gun-wielding vampire charging out of the dark, the two surviving orcs abandoned their posts, dropping low and scrambling frantically behind the nearest boulders for cover. Valentina pressed the advantage, her midnight stallion thundering directly into the heart of the camp. Valentina didn't give them a second to draw breath. She tracked the first orc with cold precision, squeezing the trigger twice. The brute moved with a startling, unnatural agility for his kind, lunging backward and then hurling himself forward behind the jagged face of a granite boulder just as the twin rounds chewed into the dirt where he had stood. Shifting momentum in the saddle, she tossed the heavy iron into her left hand, fanning a snap-shot toward the second orc. The bullet clipped his shoulder, tearing through his duster and grazing the thick hide just before he scrambled out of sight behind an adjacent rock outcropping. Then, Valentina executed a calculated gamble. With deliberate theatricality, she fired one final shot straight into the face of the first boulder. A sharp, echoing crack that marked the sixth and final chamber of her cylinder. Any outlaw worth his salt who kept count of a gunslinger's shots would know her iron was empty. She dropped the hammer and dipped her hand deep beneath the folds of her vest, her fingers wrapping instantly around the pearl-handled backup iron she had hidden away. Just as she anticipated, the first orc bounded up from behind his cover with a triumphant snarl, assuming the vampire was completely defenseless and caught mid-reload. He leveled his short-barrel scattergun, baring his yellowed tusks—only to stare in sudden, absolute horror. Valentina didn't blink. The pearl-handled revolver cleared her vest with lightning speed. Bang! Bang! Two concussive blasts tore through the midnight air. Only one orc left. The same trick wouldn’t work twice. Knowing the remaining outlaw was braced for another frontal assault, Valentina made her move. With a fluid, silent motion, she vaulted out of the saddle, leaving the coal-black nightmare stallion to thunder past the boulder and draw the orc’s distracted focus. A silent prayer whispered through her mind that her faithful steed would steer clear of stray buckshot. While the brute tracked the charging horse, Valentina scrambled soundlessly up the jagged backside of the moss-slick rock, moving with supernatural speed. She crested the summit just as the orc tracked the empty stallion, his mouth parting in a mask of terrified confusion. Orc’s blood was hardly her vintage of choice—a bit too sour, heavy with the metallic tang of stale adrenaline and coarse living—but out here on the desolate frontier, it made for a fiercely satisfying meal. Wiping a stray drop of dark orc-blood from her lip, Valentina sauntered back through the crackling campfire light toward the hanging iron cage as if she had just stepped out for an evening stroll. She leaned casually against the cold iron bars, flashing a grin sharp with white fangs and healthy frontier bravado. "What's a pretty dame like you doing all alone out here in the woods?" Inside the rusted cage, Violetta’s dark eyes lit up, a wave of profound relief washing over her features. "You're my hero, Valentina!" she cried out, her hands gripping the vertical bars tightly. "I knew you would save me." Val tipped the brim of her dusty Stetson with a lazy, roguish charm. "All in a night's work, darlin'." Violetta let out a breathless, fond laugh, leaning as close as the restrictive iron would allow. "Oh, just shut up and kiss me." Violetta pulled back with a disgusted grimace, exclaiming, "Ew! You taste like orc blood!"