No Home, No Problem

Lyrics: No Home, No Problem

[Verse 1] I was born on a moon with affordable rent, Till the landlord said, “Buddy, your lease has been spent.” So I packed up my socks and my anti-grav pan, And I left in a saucer with a twelve-point plan. I checked Mars first, but the vibe was dry, Venus was sweaty, and the HOA was high. Saturn had rings, but the noise was a crime, And Pluto said, “Bro, I’m not even a planet half the time.” [Chorus] No home, no problem, no bad days, Just a cautious little alien drifting through the Milky Ways. I lock my doors twice, I scan every dome, Then I landed on Earth and said, “Fine… this might be home.” [Verse 2] I tried Alpha Centauri, but the neighbors were loud, Three suns in the morning? That’s way too proud. Found a nice little asteroid, cozy and gray, But it sneezed into orbit and floated away. I wandered through galaxies, careful and slow, Reading the reviews before each UFO tow. “Great schools, low crime, no meteor showers,” Then boom — black hole ate the open house flowers. [Chorus] No home, no problem, no bad days, Just a cautious little alien with interstellar ways. I check for bad plumbing, I test every clone, Then I crashed behind a taco truck and said, “Fine… this might be home.” [Bridge] Earthlings are weird, but the snacks are elite, They deep-fry their worries and call it a treat. They fear little green men, yet worship their phones, And somehow their coffee can melt alien bones. The rent is outrageous, the weather is rude, But your dogs seem friendly and your pizza is food. I found a nice wall with a peace sign in paint, So I kicked off my boots and became Earth’s saint. [Final Chorus] No home, no problem, no bad days, Just a peaceful little drifter in a hoodie full of rays. I may not have a planet, I may not own a throne, But I’ve got this sidewalk, this cup, and this cone. No home, no problem, no bad days, I’ve seen the whole cosmos and Earth is okay. So toss me a quarter, or maybe a scone— I’m a careful homeless alien… And I think I found home.

About this song

This silly, upbeat

Comments (19)

• @Bobbie · May 5, 2026

  This is such a fun song 😀. It's a real foot-tapper. I love it. 😁

• @Sealine · May 4, 2026

  Thank you very much and appreciate the tip! 🥰

• @Unleashed · May 4, 2026

  Great song! Great image! Great job!

• @base451121 · May 5, 2026

  top result my dear sealine

• @Sealine · May 4, 2026

  Thank you very much! Glad you enjoyed it 😁

• @archangeltara · May 4, 2026

  You are very welcome

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