Grandma Bleeps the Postman — AI song by @germancowboy

QT: Funny Songs via @dirty_biker Grandma *#$@s the Postman. I wanted to keep the song clean, so I bleeped the word out. The result is the hit single "Grandma Bleeps the Postman".

About “Grandma Bleeps the Postman”

Artist

@germancowboy

Genre

Country

Made with

AI music generation on BudgetPixel

Lyrics — “Grandma Bleeps the Postman” by @germancowboy

Yeah, Grandma, she’s got a secret. Every Tuesday at high noon, old Mrs. Higgins sits on her swing Wearing her floral dress and a smile that is wide The mailman walks up with a friendly grin Hands her a letter, asks how the garden is doing She winks at him, throws down her knitting Says, "I actually got a special delivery just for you." Oh, Grandma bleeps the postman She bleeps him right there on the lawn She bleeps him better than she did back in '69 She don't need no Viagra, she don't need no charm She just bleeps the mailman 'til the mail is all gone Yeah, Grandma bleeps the postman She bleeps him till they're both half-gone Her husband comes home from his weekly bingo game Says, "Honey, why is the mailbox sideways?" She says, "I was just sorting out the bills, dear, and the grass needed mowing" And wipes the sweat from her brow The neighbor lady comes over with her binoculars Says, "I saw the whole thing from the kitchen window She was bleeping him so hard the mailman forgot to stamp!" She says, "I got the energy of a 20-year-old When I see that brown uniform, I get so bold The letters are late, the stamps are ignored But the mailman comes back every single day for more." Oh, Grandma bleeps the postman She bleeps him right there on the lawn She bleeps him better than she did back in '69 She don't need no Viagra, she don't need no charm She just bleeps the mailman 'til the mail is all gone Yeah, Grandma bleeps the postman She bleeps him till they're both half-gone She bleeps him... she bleeps him... Grandma bleeps the postman.

Comments