A Very Clever, Very Wise, Very, VERY Handsome Wizard, a Wonderful Bard and The Red Witch (HEY!!! And a Spidey-Lute, too!!!) A Comic Story in Comics Form

By Panos

5/8/2026
After @CaylaCatz introduced me to the wonderful comic-strips, new GPT 2 model can produce, I just HAD to write a story in comics form The wonderful Bard accompanied by his Enchanted Lute (Called the Spidey-Lute, for obvious reasons) went into the Castle of the beauteous Red Witch to entertain her. Here, the Bard, driven by his great affection for red-haired women and having come to the Castle under a misunderstanding due to the Witch's sobriquet as "Red" commited a HUGE gaffe that resulted in the Red Witch becoming absolutely infuriated with him. She proceeded to pursuit the hapless Bard (and his faithful Spidey-Lute) with absolutely fatal intentions Fortunately, rhe Bard had made the acquaintance of a Very Clever, Very Wise, Very, VERY Handsome Wizard not so long ago, during the epic batlle for the deliverance of those two very brave, very skilled (and very, VERY voluptuous) warriors, Red & Brunhilde. The Wizard had given the Bard a magical means to contact him, if ever he happenner to find himself in dire straits. This happenned often enough to the Bard, but never were his straits SO dire as to be in need of the Wizard's help. So, not hesitating at all, the Bard used the means to call the Wizard. The Wizard - being a very good Teleporter (though still searching for Lost Grimoires, so that he could become an even MORE very good Teleporter - even a Great Teleporter) focused on the Bard's location by magic connection and teleported beside him . One look at the furious, obscenities-screaming Red Witch was enough to apprise him of the situation. In another instant, he teleported himself nd the Bard (Yes, AND the Spidey-Lute) away from the murderous Witch. Well, you ask, that was it? The Wonderful Bard (AND the Enchanted Spidey-Lute) got rescued from the Red Witch? And They Lived Happily Ever After?. The answer to that follows notes: A) The cover of the "Bardic Inspiration" magazine, featuring the wonderful Bard on the cover and the portrait of the Enchanted Spidey-Lute are @TheBard's creations. The Wonderful Bard being, of course, @TheBard Himself B) The story of how the lute got enchanted and became The Enchanted Spidey-Lute, is long, convoluted and is told in my page and the Bard's in multiple images. It concerns a trip into the Exclusion Zone, Stalkers, monsters and (this is Absolutely Crucial) ... the Famous Pripyat Green-Glowing Vodka. ...Perhaps one day it will be told in a blog, in comics form (what do YOU say about that, dear blog-readers?