LADY CLOWN IN MY BED — AI song by @germancowboy

WLW Novelty Song: LADY CLOWN IN MY BED Song for the WLW Image Set: Lady Clown in My Bed

About “LADY CLOWN IN MY BED”

Artist

@germancowboy

Genre

R&B & Soul

Made with

AI music generation on BudgetPixel

Lyrics — “LADY CLOWN IN MY BED” by @germancowboy

Woke up to a flickering sign, A motel room I'd never seen, One boot hanging from the TV, And glitter on my jeans. My head felt like a marching band Was renting space inside my brain, I couldn't even tell you What city, state, or plane. I checked the mirror, checked my phone, Checked if I still had my keys, Then I rolled over slowly and froze Like a statue with a sneeze. There was a lady clown in my bed, Curled up on the other side, Bright red wig upon the pillow, Rainbow makeup applied. One giant shoe was on the lamp, Her jacket hung upon the chair, And I remember thinking, "Why is there a woman clown in there?" She was only partly dressed, I wasn't exactly dressed myself, And suddenly my memory Jumped completely off the shelf. I checked the room for evidence, I checked my phone for clues, And every answer that I found Just gave me more confused. There was a lady clown in my bed! A lady clown in my bed! I nearly launched myself so hard I dented the motel headboard instead! I said, "Oh no, what happened?" Then I said, "Wait, maybe not..." Then I spent ten minutes staring Trying to connect the dots. There was a lady clown in my bed! A lady clown in my bed! And every new discovery Filled me with increasing dread! She woke up with a sleepy groan, Looked around and scratched her head, Saw me staring back at her And nearly fell right off the bed. She pointed at me nervously, I pointed right back too, We both yelled out together, "Do I know you?" I said, "Did we..." She said, "No clue." I said, "Maybe..." She said, "Possibly." Then we both got very quiet For approximately three. We checked our phones for evidence, We searched the room for signs, Found seventeen ridiculous selfies And matching traffic-cone designs. There was a lady clown in my bed! A lady clown in my bed! One striped sock, one feather boa, And a bowling trophy instead! A picture with a mariachi band, A goat, a mayor, and a mime, And somehow every photograph Showed us having a great time. There was a lady clown in my bed! A lady clown in my bed! And the mystery kept getting worse With every clue we read. Then suddenly it hit me— The costume-crawl convention! The circus-themed parade! The karaoke battle Where terrible decisions got made! The mechanical giraffe! The conga line at two! The contest where we won fifty bucks For best accidental duo! The clown looked over laughing, "Now I remember too! You helped me rescue my unicycle From a hotel swimming pool!" "Oh yeah!" "The marching tuba players!" "Oh yeah!" "The magician and the gators!" "Oh yeah!" "The beauty queen who crowd-surfed Holding six inflatable alligators!" "Now it's coming back!" There was a lady clown in my bed! A lady clown in my bed! Turns out nothing scandalous occurred, We simply crashed instead! The hotel mixed the room numbers up At four o'clock a.m., And after twelve straight hours of partying Neither one cared then. There was a lady clown in my bed! A lady clown in my bed! Now we're laughing so hard We're both turning bright red. Sometimes life writes punchlines Better than anything you've read— And that's the story Of the lady clown Who woke up in my bed! We still meet up once every year, Have lunch and laugh instead. She signs her cards: "Your friend forever, The lady clown from that motel bed."