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The Dream Quest For Randolph Carter QT: Dreamlands specail thanks to @TheBard A) A Very Claver, Very Wise, Very, VERY Handsome Wizard, Catherine of Seattle and Alice of WonderLand relax in a tavern in the Dreamlands. The Bard enchants an adoring audience with his performance. The Bard: My Fair Ladies, here is another ballad just for you!. And let me express my admiration for your very long, very lustrous, very, VERY ... RED hair!! Spidey-Lute: Oh, Gods!! It's official: This guy needs therapy! The Bard (whispering): Quite now, little Spidey-Lute! Don't screw this for me now. Just play my wonderful music and let me sing. Spidey-Lute: ...YOUR music?!! The Bard: Hush, now, little Spidey-Lute, 'tis not the time to go into matters of copyright... just... play for these wonderful red-haired Beauties. Spidey-Lute: ...Oooooh, all right!! Cat: Why, Alice!!! Your ears!!!!!! Alice: Ha! Wonderful isn't it? It's the height of fashion in this town to have elf-ears! Cat: But... how? Alice: It's this Dream Draught! It has splendid taste and it gives you elf-ears. Have a drink! Wizard? The Wizard: Yeah, thanks but no thanks, Alice. My life's dream is NOT having big, pointy ears! Alice: Oh, come on now, don't be such a spoilsport. It doesn't last long! Catherine? Cat: ..Ehrmmm.... B) The company is under attack by a new horrid variant of Nightgaunts - this one with faces - somewhere in the Dreamlands. The Bard: Take courage, my friends!! I will sing this Ballad of Heroic Deeds to strengthen your Resolve and Uplift your Morale! Alice: AVAUNT, foul creatures!! Ha-haa!! I LOVE saying that! The Wizard: Back OFF, creeps!!! Belial, and I thought, FACELESS Nightgaunts were horroble! Quickly, Cat! Find me that Nightgaunt-Banishing spell! Cat: I'm trying, but this book is just... WEIRD! Look at it! And the index is all mixed-up!!! The Wizard: It's a Dream-Grimoire, Catherine!

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