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@panos ยท 5/1/2026
A very clever, very wise, very, VERY handsome wizard at a celebratory feast. 1) Adrianna, the Vampire Countess: -'Mmm, my dear wizard, how very, VERY handsome you are!! I admit, for a long time now, I was ... UNdying - heh, see what I did there ? - to get to ...KNOW you, much, MUCH better!!' The Wizard: -'My dear Countess, what very, VERY big ... teeth you have (along with your other very, VERY big ... attributes). I have to say, though, vampires are not my thing. I must introduce you to my Big Cousin over at Pripyat - he sure LOVES vampire Beauties!. Adrianna: -'But, I simply canNOT remove myself from your side, my dear, handsome wizard. You look SO - dare I say it? - TASTY!! The wizard: -"<GULP>!!!!" Bjorn: -'By Odin, Wizard!!! You are formidable, indeed!! A real Vikinig warrior!' Bjarnar: -Aye!! We are most thankful for your valuable help in delivering our little sister and her friend! Let's drink some ale!" Bjiorn: -"Aye! Let me slap you friendly in the shoulder, friend wizard, as we viking warriors do, to show our esteem!" The wizard: - "BLUUURGG!!!" 3) Red: -'Thank you SO much for the valuable help of you and your brave friends, friend wizard!' The wizard -'Oh, 'tis nothing, my dear Red!" Brunhilde: -"No! We simply MUST express our gratitude in a MOST pleasing way to you!" The wizard; -"You know... that actually sounds...VERY good!" Red' -'Yes! We we will gift you with something VERY desirable to you!' The wizard: -"Oooh! NOW you're talking!' Brunhilde -"Something delicious! Something rich and bountiful, offering HOURS of delight!' The wizard' -"Well, if you insist!..." Red -"Can you imagine what we have in mind, friend wizard?' The wizard -"Oh, I can imagine a LOT of things, right now, dear Red! I have a very active imagination, you know!' Brunhilde' -'Look, Pizza-Guy-Wizard! PIZZA!!!" The Wizard -'.............' https://budgetpixel.com/blog/red-brunhildes-sos

Tags: vampire, fantasy, gothic, medieval banquet, candlelight, romantic duo, dark fantasy, vampire romance, gothic atmosphere, skull prop, candlelit dinner, dramatic lighting

Tags: fantasy, medieval, warriors, armor, beards, ale, beer celebration, tavern scene, epic battles, camaraderie, heroic trio, fantasy film, battle-hardened, rustic ambiance, candlelit atmosphere

Tags: fantasy, medieval, tavern, armor, knights, women-warriors, pizza, dramatic lighting, cinematic, RPG, epic scene, fantasy artwork, group portrait, tabletop, medieval dinner
Comments
antares
I suppose Arthur Schopenhauer was his mentor!
tomcat_robbo
1st pic: "You're not gonna bite me are you?" ๐
legion
Cool!
suga2309
Wonderful party ! Enjoy my dear friend ! ๐ฅณ๐๐
Sealine
Awesome!
dirty_biker
Awesome. Poor wizard. Still a fantastic set of pictures and story. ๐
faerierealm
Incredible expressions, as always, Panos!
italiansuicide
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NielsCarlsen
Awesome
edward8415
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