Cereal Killer

Lyrics: Cereal Killer

**[Verse 1]** Woke up Monday, grabbed a spoon Mask still on, it’s way too soon Poured the milk, filled up the bowl Breakfast first, then lose control Little O’s are screaming, “No!” Round and round the spoon they go Coffee black, the milk is white Breakfast carnage done just right **[Chorus]** He’s a cereal killer, spoon in hand Most feared breakfast in the land Crunch ’em, munch ’em, one by one Before the killing day’s begun Cereal killer, morning routine Meanest breakfast you’ve ever seen Milk gets poured, the victims squeal Another bowl becomes his meal **[Verse 2]** Eleven sharp, he’s meeting Fred “Lunch with Freddy,” note-board said But first he needs his caffeine fix And maybe sharpen stuff for kicks Apron on, he takes his seat Those tiny O’s know their defeat No running now, no place to hide The spoon is coming from the side **[Chorus]** He’s a cereal killer, spoon in hand Most feared breakfast in the land Crunch ’em, munch ’em, one by one Before the killing day’s begun **[Bridge]** Some like bacon, some like toast Some like eggs and coffee most But when Jason wakes up hungry Everybody knows who’s toast **[Final Chorus]** Cereal killer, bowl filled high Those little O’s are gonna die One last crunch, one final thrill— Breakfast served at Crystal Mill Cereal killer, job well done Now the morning’s finally done He wipes his spoon, gets up and then… **Tomorrow morning, kills again.**

About this song

This playful novelty rock track leans into the iconic "cereal killer" wordplay, following a fictional morning anti-hero who comically "terrorizes" his breakfast cereal as part of his daily routine. It includes campy slasher movie references, a bouncy singalong chorus, and goofy lighthearted energy perfect for comedy and novelty song playlists.

Comments (7)

• @beastxyz · Oct 27, 2026

  You did a song with your cereal killer! Love the quick and fun take!

• @dezie · Oct 25, 2026

  lol too funny! Great job!

• @Sealine · Oct 25, 2026

  😂 Clever and fun! Love this! ❤️

• @Unleashed · Oct 25, 2026

  Thank you! I remembered I had this when you posted "Dexter" in David's "Favourite TV Shows" theme.

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