Love Will Get the Housework Done

Lyrics: Love Will Get the Housework Done

She said, “Honey, it’s only chores!” I said, “That’s what they said before the vacuum ate the floor!” Saturday morning, quarter past eight, We made a little list and we tempted fate. She mixed the biscuits, I lit the flame— Then the oven coughed and called my name! The cake fell down, the smoke rose high, Flour hit the ceiling like the Fourth of July. She grabbed my waist and hollered, “Run!” I kissed her twice—then the fire alarm begun! Love will get the housework done, Even when the washing machine starts to run! Through the suds, the smoke, and the flying debris, She hangs on to me, and I hang on to she! We may lose a plate, we may scorch a bun, But love will get the housework done! We boiled the supper in a savage pan, The peas took flight and the gravy ran. A lid shot past like a cannonball— She ducked, I slipped, and we kissed in the fall! The laundry rose like a cotton tide, One little red sock turned the whole load dyed. The washer bucked and crossed the room, We rode that rascal with a mop and broom! Love will get the housework done, Even when the washing machine starts to run! Through the suds, the smoke, and the flying debris, She hangs on to me, and I hang on to she! We may lose a plate, we may scorch a bun, But love will get the housework done! The ironing board caught fire! I knew that dress was hot! The dishes formed an army! We scrubbed the whole darn lot! The vacuum ate the curtains! Then swallowed up my shoe! But nothing in this crazy house can come between us two! By Sunday night, the floor was clean— Except where that machine had been! The kitchen leaned, the curtains smoked— The table cracked, the toaster croaked! We dropped on the sofa, tired but proud, Then the vacuum growled from beneath a cloud! Love will get the housework done, Even when the furniture starts to run! Through the stains, the flames, and catastrophe, She sticks close to me, and I stick close to she! We may wreck the house before Monday comes, But love will get the housework done! So bring on the dishes, the dust, and the grime, We’ll kiss through the crisis every single time! The house may shake and the neighbors may run— But love will get the housework done!

About this song

A warm, comedic country novelty track following a silly, affectionate couple as they endure a string of absurd, chaotic housework and cooking disasters over a weekend. The upbeat, playful song centers on the lighthearted message that shared love makes even messy, catastrophic chore days joyful.

Comments (5)

• @archangeltara · Jul 15, 2026

  Fantastic work

• @justrob · Jul 15, 2026

  so good 🔥

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