AI images by @cactusbix

My name is synonymous with honesty. And possibly a few expletives. Lifelong comic fan who wishes he could draw. Lifelong movie fan who wishes he could direct. Graduate of Carnegie Mellon who was not gifted enough for Xavier’s School.

AI images by @cactusbix

Blue-skinned fantasy woman with glowing tattoos crouches atop a flaming streaking meteor above a ...Fierce red-haired barbarian warrior raises a spear while riding a chimera war beast across a fier...Silver-haired mermaid plays a barnacle-encrusted grand piano inside a sunken shipwreck, surrounde...Towering cybernetic YETI Unit 07 mech wielding an electrified mace battles soldiers in a blizzard...Cyborg woman with pink blue streaked hair eats ramen at a neon-lit rainy cyberpunk noodle shop, a...Female cyberpunk cyborg with glowing neon implants eats ramen at a rainy neon Tokyo street stall,...Cyberpunk cyborg woman eats ramen at a neon-lit noodle shop as synthetic androids stand outside t...Cyborg cyberpunk woman eats steamy ramen at a neon-lit rainy futuristic East Asian street stall, ...Cyborg woman with neon purple-blue hair eats ramen at a gritty futuristic cyberpunk noodle shop, ...Cyberpunk cyborg woman eats ramen with chopsticks at a neon-lit rainy downtown Tokyo noodle stallVintage 1920s movie theater, projectionist runs antique reel projector as eclectic audience watch...Steampunk female pirate captain stands on an energy-powered sailing ship navigating stormy lightn...Epic fantasy battle: light and dark armored titans clash fists, flanked by opposing warrior leade...Steampunk mechanical hummingbird hovers above a gear-driven fountain inside a domed Victorian gla...Glamorous woman in red satin gown exits vintage limo on rainy red carpet, selective color noir sc...Anthropomorphic bulldog detective embraces a glamorous tabby cat partner under an umbrella on a r...Glamorous starlet in red satin gown exits vintage limo onto red carpet at a rainy retro Hollywood...Neo-noir illustration of glamorous starlet in red gown exiting vintage limo, chauffeur holds door...Neo-noir femme fatale in red gown exits vintage limo, chauffeur assists her on rainy casino red c...Glamorous femme fatale in red satin gown exits vintage limousine on rain-soaked 1950s Las Vegas r...Gamer rework of the distracted boyfriend meme, with RPG side quest thought bubbles above characte...Young librarian carrying books in sunlit gothic library, menacing horned axe-wielding monster sha...Surreal mosaic concept art depicting the same woman across 6 alternate life roles, split by glowi...Surreal sunlit kitchen scene, woman sips coffee as tabby cat and breakfast items float weightless...Woman sips from a "THIS IS FINE" mug as kitchen items and a cat float chaotically around her sunl...Disheveled tired woman holds coffee while breakfast items and a tabby cat float around her sunlit...Surreal chaotic kitchen scene, woman drinks "this is fine" coffee as objects float, tabby cat lea...Woman holding "This is Fine" mug amid floating kitchen items, motion-blur tabby cat in foreground...Woman sipping from a "This is Fine" mug amid floating chaotic kitchen items, with a motion-blurre...Three elemental goddesses of fire, air, and earth hold hands on a stormy rocky ocean cliff beneat...Golden retriever with "I didn't do it" sign sits amid messy kitchen as mischievous cats cause cha...Whimsical diorama of an open desktop PC case populated by tiny Gizmo-style Gremlin creatures livi...Tattooed cyberpunk cowgirl aims a futuristic gun at a surrendering alien gangster during a tense ...Surreal fantasy scene of a retail shop clerk holding a mummy plush, speaking to an ancient Egypti...Woman folding laundry as an open dryer reveals a fantasy portal where a knight holds her matching...Armored knight holds a striped lost sock before a glowing magic portal linking a fantasy sock kin...Woman sorting laundry holds a striped sock as a glowing portal in a washing machine shows a medie...Whimsical surreal illustration: a woman doing laundry stares through a magic washing machine port...Woman folding laundry as a glowing dryer portal reveals a fantasy knight holding her matching pin...Art nouveau illustration: Woman doing laundry, armored knight inside glowing magical washing mach...Surreal illustration of woman folding laundry, medieval knight holding matching sock inside a mag...