If not Friend, Why Friend Shaped? — AI song by @Unleashed

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About “If not Friend, Why Friend Shaped?”

Artist

@Unleashed

Genre

Folk & Acoustic

Made with

AI music generation on BudgetPixel

Lyrics — “If not Friend, Why Friend Shaped?” by @Unleashed

[Verse 1] Saw a fuzzy little bear by the side of the road Round little ears and a teddy-bear nose I said, “Who’s a good boy?” Took a couple steps near Somebody screamed, “GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!” There’s a moose in the meadow, looking calm and polite Like a horse built by someone who didn’t build it right I wanna scratch his forehead, maybe give him a name Apparently that’s how you lose a rental car in Maine [Pre-Chorus] Big eyes, soft fur, tiny little face Nature keeps disguising murder with adorable grace [Chorus] If not friend, why friend-shaped? Why the fluffy cheeks and the cuddly face? Why you look like something I should hug all day When you’re three bad seconds from ruining my day? If not friend, why friend-shaped? Nature, I’m calling this cruel design You can’t make lethal look that divine If not friend… why friend-shaped? [Verse 2] Hippo looks chunky, like a river bean Little twitchy ears, almost cartoon-clean Looks like he’d enjoy one gentle pat He can outrun me — I should not have done that Then there’s the cassowary, dressed up fancy and blue Like a glamorous turkey with something to prove Pretty little feathers, prehistoric feet That bird has a dagger where a toe oughta be [Pre-Chorus] Bright colors, button noses, nature’s little trick Everything adorable is hazardous and quick [Chorus] If not friend, why friend-shaped? Why the fluffy cheeks and the cuddly face? Why you look like something I should hug all day When you’re three bad seconds from ruining my day? If not friend, why friend-shaped? Nature, I’m calling this cruel design You can’t make lethal look that divine If not friend… why friend-shaped? [Verse 3] Blue-ringed octopus, small enough to hold Tiny little circles glowing pretty blue and gold Looks like a Pokémon somebody dropped in the sea One little bite and it’s curtains for me Polar bear smiling in the snow like a dream Big white marshmallow, majestic and clean Every childhood book said, “Look how sweet!” Nobody mentioned I’m technically meat [Bridge] Raccoon’s got hands A monkey’s got plans The swan woke up angry again A buffalo’s fluffy A leopard looks lovely And somehow the problem is me wantinga friend I respect the food chain I understand fear But quit putting cute little ears ON EVERYTHING I SHOULD FEAR!! [Final Chorus] If not friend, why friend-shaped? Why the fluffy cheeks and the cuddly face? Why you look like something I should take home today When the park ranger’s yelling, “BACK AWAY!” If not friend, why friend-shaped? Nature, I would like to file a complaint Why make death look cute when it ain't? If not friend… why friend-shaped? [Outro] Look at those paws… Look at that face… Nope. It looks friendly but that's not the case.

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